Latest SPOOFS
Ancient Transgender Culture Mysteriously Disappeared After One Generation
Ancient Transgender Culture Mysteriously Disappeared After One Generation Archeologists have excavated the remains of a highly advanced and literate transgender culture that prospered around 5700 BC in the Mesopotamian delta. Everyone born into this ancient culture, who archeologists have named, the “Dylanites,” in honor of trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney, was encouraged to transition away from their […]
Codes for Nuclear Football Simplified to Help Biden, DoD Reveals
Codes for Nuclear Football Simplified to Help Biden, DoD Reveals A top unnamed Department of Defense (DoD) official says the agency has simplified the process to launch nuclear missiles via the “nuclear football” that is with President Biden at all times. The DoD source says the President had difficulty entering the codes given his frail […]
AOC Seeks to Ban Santa Claus from U.S. Air Space
AOC Seeks to Ban Santa Claus from U.S. Air Space Washington, D.C. (AP) — At a press conference today, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (“AOC”) proposed legislation banning Santa Claus from U.S. air space, citing his discriminatory gift-giving practices. Specifically, AOC accuses Mr. Claus of a long history of giving better and more expensive gifts to rich […]
Biden and My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell Team Up to Give Border Crossers a Soft Landing
President Biden and My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell Team Up to Give Border Crossers a “Soft Landing” In a surprising show of bipartisan cooperation, the Biden Administration is partnering with arch-conservative and pro-Trump My Pillow President, Mike Lindell, to implement a new and friendlier “Soft Landing” policy at the Southern border. Lindell has agreed to […]
Biden Already Making Vacation Plans for Expected Second Term
Biden Already Making Vacation Plans for Expected Second Term Washington, D.C. (A.P.) – President Joe Biden, in a major show of confidence, is already planning his vacation agenda for a prospective second term, despite the fact 70 percent of Americans say the country is on the wrong track. While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! […]
Latest PROOFS
Are Christians’ Hypocrites? Part 2: What is Required of Christians?
Are Christians’ Hypocrites, Part 2: What is Required of Christians? (Note: Previously, we discovered that genuine believers never claim to be perfect — indeed, their sinfulness is what draws them to Christ. So, if they don’t or can’t obey God’s laws, what is expected of them?) Make no mistake: Jesus commands moral perfection. He says: […]
Don’t Bite the Book that Feeds You, Part I: Introduction
(Developing a relationship with your Creator is a bit different than getting to know a new neighbor, co-worker, or classmate. Duh! But there are some similarities. For instance, openness to and tolerance for differences, not to mention humility and sincerity, can help grease the relational skids. The following is offered in the sincere belief that […]
Don’t Bite the Book that Feeds You, Part II: Go Woke, Wind Up Spiritually Broke
Don’t Bite the Book that Feeds You, Part II: Go Woke, Wind Up Spiritually Broke The profundities of scripture are unlikely to be unlocked through the lens of 21st century wokeness. Examining scripture in light of woke sensibilities tends to result in finger-wagging at God and concluding that He falls miserably short of one’s own […]
Don’t Bite the Book That Feeds You, Part III: The Exclusivity Bugaboo
Don’t Bite the Book That Feeds You, Part III: The Exclusivity Bugaboo In the pluralistic West, aversion to the Bible’s insistence on “one true God” is endemic. Our democratic mindset as regards governance is partially to blame. The American Constitution, a transcendent breakthrough in governmental architecture, guarantees the right to worship or not to worship […]